You don't need to be a teenage boy to realize how scary girls can be. Girls know it too.
Megan Fox plays a demonic cheerleader in "Jennifer's Body," written by Diablo "Juno" Cody.
Certainly Diablo Cody does.
The Academy Award-winning "Juno" scribe proves as much in her second
screenplay, a horror comedy about BFFs Jennifer (Megan Fox) and Needy
(Amanda Seyfried).
These bosom buddies have a relationship
that stretches back to the sandbox. They're inseparable opposites:
Jennifer is a babe, head cheerleader and a bit of a snot. Needy is
nerdy, conventional and a soft touch.
Except that when we
first meet her, she's locked up in the local mental hospital, kicking
back at the guards and muttering darkly about the murders that put her
here.
Looking back, she dates this disastrous turn of events to
the day Jennifer talked her into seeing an up-and-coming indie band at
the roadhouse. The gig ends in a deadly inferno that claims the lives
of several schoolmates, then Jennifer drives off with the band for an
al fresco after-party involving satanic rites and virgin sacrifice. She
survives on a technicality, but shows up later that night at Needy's
place covered in blood, barfing blue goo and craving fresh flesh.
In the days after the tragedy the entire school seems to be suffering
from post-traumatic stress. Only Jennifer seems unfazed by the
community's second sucker punch: the gruesome fate of the star
quarterback in the woods.
What's a girl to do if her best friend
turns into a heartless boy-eating demon? Needy cleans up the mess and
hopes it's just a phase.
The last time a horror flick tried for
a distinctly female point of view the result was "Twilight," which was
more of a wan gothic romance than a chiller. Directed by Karyn Kusama,
who made "Girlfight" and "Aeon Flux," "Jennifer's Body" isn't anything
like that. It's a much edgier, snappier, bloodier film, aimed primarily
at young hipsters and horror fans -- plus anyone else curious to see Megan Fox get nasty. (That's got to include a sizable chunk of the audience, surely?)
So smoldering hot that at one point she coolly sets fire to her tongue,
Fox makes a convincing vixen, callously picking up victims whenever her
luster begins to fade. It's not hard to imagine she can have anyone who
takes her fancy -- even Needy is not immune to her charms.
Ironically, though, Jennifer is really the needy one here, while her
friend eventually finds the self-possession to stand up to her.
Similarly, you might come for Fox, but it's Amanda Seyfried's
expressive range and toughness that leaves a more lasting impression.
The "Mamma Mia" starlet is destined for good things.
The
bitingly smart, funny teen-speak is carried over from "Juno," along
with sharp pop culture references and a sassy feminist attitude, but
the million-dollar question has to be: Is it scary?
Only occasionally, I'm afraid.
The gore scenes come with weird little flourishes: Jennifer's mounting
body count attracts a crowd of curious woodland creatures, sounding a
sweetly sick echo of "Bambi," and a climactic showdown is set in a
spectacularly fetid abandoned swimming pool (don't they drain those
things?). But the jokiness does tend to undercut the terror.
I
suspect the film will prove too freaky for "Juno" boosters, and could
have used more straight-ahead scares and sustained suspense to appease
the hardcore horror geeks.
That said, this entertainingly oddball offering does twist fresh kinks into a genre that's always crying out for new blood.
"Jennifer's Body" is rated R and runs 102 minutes.